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16Dec/102

The 4-Hour Body by Tim Ferriss

The 4-Hour Body: An Uncommon Guide to Rapid Fat-Loss, Incredible Sex, and Becoming Superhuman
The 4-Hour Body: An Uncommon Guide to Rapid Fat-Loss, Incredible Sex, and Becoming SuperhumanNo, I'm not the first blogger to write about this book, and I won't be the last, just consider this my endorsement, my thumbs up, whatever pleases you, dear reader.

A few things surprised me about the marketing around this book.  It's surrounded by all kinds of cool.  First, three of the chapters that are arguably the most appealing (at least when looking at the table of contents), are available for free online.  The Slow Carb DietSix Minute Abs (both via Tim Ferriss on Gizmoto), and The 15-Minute Female Orgasm (unlockable via Tim's Facebook page).

Three free chapters not quite cool enough?  It's too late for you, dear reader, but anyone that bought the book in the first 48 hours could register their receipt on the book's website and get a free digital copy of Tim's first book, The 4-Hour Work Week, and an exclusive eBook, The Slow Carb Cookbook.

On top of that, Tim Ferriss has been interviewed on a boatload of blogs, podcasts, and even real live TV about the book.  Don't believe me?  F-you!  Google it!  While you're at it, make sure you check out the book's blog, and Tim on Twitter.

The book itself seems a little ADD at times, but in a good way.  You expect diet and/or fitness books (especially ones that are 600 pages!) to be filled with a lot of scientific doublespeak that you really don't need, but was required to fill pages.  Tim is a geek, so there are some scientific nuggets there, but fun stuff that will make fellow geeks giggle like a girl.  Rather than a bunch of useful information padded with filler, this book tends to be a bunch of useful information padded with a bunch of useful information and anecdotes.  Some sections, though very relevant, feel very unprofessional simply because it's given to us raw without anything fancy done to the typeface or styling.  This sounds like a slam, but it's really a compliment.  Sections where emails from family are pasted in look like the email was cut-n-pasted.  Raw.  Nothing fancy.

I'm interested in losing a lot of weight.  A whole person.  I'll start with a small person, and set my initial goal at 20 lbs.  According to what I'm reading, I can expect that to be about 6 weeks.  I'll let you know how that goes.

The diet is simplicity itself.  Read the damned book if you want details, but basically eating about 4 oz. of protein (eggs, beef, poultry, pork), as much as you want of legumes (some of us dummies call them beans, including black beans, red beans, pinto beans, and most importantly lentils) and as much as you want of veggies (broccoli, cauliflower, spinach, asparagus, etc.), eating 4 or 5 small meals a day, and lots and lots of water.  No calorie counting, no "white carbs" such as bread, rice, pasta, etc.  The diet keeps with a KISS (keep it simple, stupid!) approach, suggesting the same meals over and over and over again.  (Hard to screw it up that way.)

If you were counting calories, depending on how many legumes you eat, you'd probably find that, while you're quite full, you're not getting nearly as many calories as  you would normally eat.  According to "the professionals", if I'm trying to lose 2 lbs a week, a fat dude like me is supposed to consume about 2,500 calories a day.  No, really!  I am not going to count the F-ing calories, but my edumucated guess is that on a good day, eating just veggies, "beans", and a little meat, I'll consume 1500-1800 calories.  Probably enough to get my body all panic-y and thinking about flipping into starvation mode.  That's the beauty of Tim's plan.  One "binge day" per week.  He suggests Saturday, and, sir, I concur.  That day you can eat whatever you want.  Pig out.  Consume 5,000 calories if you're so inclined.  (I like the idea of Saturday since it will give me Sunday to poop out all that nastiness and won't interfere with my work week!)  This tells your body, "oh, ok, no starvation here, this dude's a pig!"

I've started this crazy eating plan today, and I'll tell you, getting up and eating first thing was not easy.  I had 3 eggs with about 2 cups of asparagus and maybe 1/2 a cup of onions.  Surprisingly, it was pretty good.  I spiced it up a bit with some pepper and garlic powder, and it was all kind of yummy, and filling.

The other part that I'm going to have trouble with is all the water.  Everything I have ever read tells me to drink lots and lots of water when trying to lose weight, and this book is no exception.  I've downed about 16 oz. since I woke up (about an hour ago) so I think I can manage, I just tend to be a 1 to 2 bottle of water guy, and have to become a 6 to 10 bottle of water guy...or get bigger bottles.

All this talk of water...now I've gotta pee, so I'll wrap this up.  Bottom line, get this book.  Go!  Now!  Let me know what you think, how you're doing, etc., and I'll do the same.  Check here for weekly updates on my progress.  (I'm also taking pictures of what I eat, tracking measurements, etc., but I won't share that data until I'm done...in about a year.)

28Dec/092

Books-A-Million, You’re Dead To Me! Dead!

I live in the “suburbs” of Joplin, so basically in the middle of the middle of nowhere. In this berg, only one book store, Books A Million. Because I like to support our local economy, especially around Christmas, I decided to purchase a couple of books from them. I was there, the books I wanted to by were there, the stars were aligned just right, so why not?

These books were Christmas gifts for my son. He’d been getting into Christopher Moore, one of my favorite authors, so I thought I’d get him a couple of books to feed his addiction. Unfortunately, they were the same two books that I had bought him 6 months ago. The exact same books. Oops!

I still had the Books A Million bag handy, so when we were headed out December 26, I grabbed the books, and the bag, and stopped by Books A Million with the intention of exchanging the books for 2 more books by the same author. No problem, right? Wrong!

When I got to the counter, both sets of books in hand, the mousy woman first told me that the only way I could exchange the books was if I was a Discount Card holder. I explained that I was, but that I had let my membership lapse. So she said, “Well, then, I don’t think we can do the exchange. Do you have a receipt?” I said, “I can probably dig it up if I have to, but no, I don’t have it with me. It’s an even exchange, if that makes a difference.”

She told me, “Oh, no, I’m going to have to get the manager. I don’t think we can exchange them without a receipt.” So she called her manager and I waited semi-patiently. While we were waiting, I said, “You know, I know it’s not your policy, but having a policy like this is libel to drive customers away. It seems like with price already being a compelling reason to turn to Amazon, you would at least have better customer service.” She replied with, “We’re not worried about that, we beat out Amazon 5 to 1”. She didn’t elaborate on that, but that’s about the time they lost me.

The manager came to the register and confirmed that, indeed, they would not, could not, take an exchange without the receipt. “The machine won’t even let us do anything without a receipt!” I said, “I can go home and dig up the receipt if it’s really necessary, but am not real happy about doing that, given the weather.” He said, “Well, I’m afraid that’s what you’re going to have to do. Well, I guess if you remember the exact date and time that you bought the books, I could probably look them up, but it might take me a couple of hours to find your receipt in our system.”

Not wanting to wait around for 2 hours, gambling on the off chance that I may guess the correct date and time of my purchase, I headed home and dug up my receipt.

I then returned the books, with receipt in hand, and got a full refund, and ordered the replacement books from Amazon.com right there from the Books A Million register.

Oh, and if you live in the Joplin area and need some books, give me a holler. I may be able to add your order to mine and get you free shipping from Amazon.com. Anything to help put another nail in Books A Million’s coffin.