Brandon: April 2, 2014

Well shit. The one thing me and my parents and I have in common is that we are all big fans of Breaking Bad. We finished a marathon of all seasons last weekend...again. Anyway, I told my "friends" (the ones into drugs and dealing) about it, laughed, and told them "maybe we should start cooking blue meth!" No, that's not happening, but one of them decided we should all of "street names" like the dealers in the show. Of course, they started calling me "Badger". Fuck you, Brandon Mayhew!

I'm happy to say that Breaking Bad isn't anything like my drug dealer life in the 'burbs. But shit, I guess most of that show takes place in the 'burbs too. Lucky me, I guess.