Another day at Rolling Meadows Retirement Village. Actually a lot of fun today. I hung out with Mildred while she smoked pot, again. Learned of how she fell in love. How things were so different when she was a girl. (She was born in 1927. Can you believe that? She's…
Dear diary, I have boyfriend, and his name is Jacob. He is so cute. And he asked me out in the cutest way. He sits 2 rows of desks away. He wrote a note and folded it up into a swan, and tossed it on my desk. On the side…
Well, had my first day at "Rolling Meadows" today. Old people smell funny. And check this shit, I had to change an old dude's diaper! His old wrinkled dick wagging around. So nasty. Balls hanging down to his knees. And he shit himself. It was so nasty. I hope I…
Back to school. We had an assembly today that made it a little better anyway. Some band named "Something Special". A boy band, I know they were supposed to be "dreamy", but they were pretty boring. The teachers seemed to love them. They were doing a bunch of really old…
Ok, starting to get bored. I would have never thought I could play too much Xbox. And I'm out of snacks. I need to try to sneak some movies in from the living room. My parents have to leave eventually, right? Maybe I'll read a book or something. Yeah, right…
OMG! MY. ANKLES. ITCH!!! DEFINITELY poison ivy. Mom gave me some goop to spread on them and it helps a little, but smells REALLY bad. So today is a day of sitting on the couch, watching movies, eating ice cream, and feeling sorry for myself. Mom seems to be in…
